Tuesday, December 31, 2013

2014

Happy New Year Everybody.

I'm a bit late updating tonight (it's nearly 2am here) because I've been out seeing in the new year. I am not quite as sober as I could be (I can't hold my drink these days - I've only had two!!)

So I'm not going to say much.

Ze

Monday, December 30, 2013

The Week Ahead

I've got the week off by myself. E will probably come home early on New Year's Eve and she'll get New Year's Day off. What do I have planned with the rest of my time?

I'll see The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. Normally I would have gone with the kids but they each saw it while at their other houses. The sweeping vistas in these flicks make E a bit nauseous. That means a solo outing for me since I like seeing these Tolkien flicks on the big screen.

I'll probably head to Target to return a chick flick that I got for E's stocking. It was one she rented and watched without me...her verdict...it sucked. So back to the shop to find another one.

I need to visit the Reebok store to see if I can return Cal's shoes. Mom sent Cal new shoes and he wore them exactly twice before they ripped. That's unusual even for Cal. We'll see if they'll let me exchange them.

And finally I'm going to put together our rowing machine. That's a Christmas gift for the two of us and I'd like to get it assembled so we can get to rowing several times a week.

Tamara

Sunday, December 29, 2013

The Quiet of Sunday

Was enjoyed by all in our house. I think the cleaning out bug hit our house today. Tamara zapped Cal's room into order and than it spread to out daughter as she cleaned her room out a bit as well. This week we have very recycling and just as full garbage can. I was out raking up more leaves but not very long compared to the two house cleaners. To bed early for me as work starts anew tomorrow and the rest of the family will sleep and keep enjoying winter break. Mine is officially over, however I do have Wednesday off. Even being in the middle of the week I will happily take it.

Now back to your updates. May you all find Joy in the coming new year!

Peace, Health and Happiness.

Elisa

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Lazy

It's been a lazy day for us. Cal is off at a sleepover and we're settling in to watch some of little e's Modern Family DVDs.

Tomorrow...more laziness.

Tamara

Friday, December 27, 2013

Friday Evening

I had a fun day with the kids and Tamara. We went and had lunch then off to see Saving Mr Banks. I liked it...made me think more about the author and how much of that was true or our known Hollywood script writing. Overall I would recommend it. Oddly enough as we were leaving the movie Cal let us know he has never seen Mary Poppins and I do believe that it would have been more fun for him if he had.

Here is hoping you had a great week and now have some time to enjoy the weekend. I could really go for this two day work week, sadly this is the last one I will enjoy until vacation late in February.

Back to your updates.

Peace, Health and Happiness.

Elisa

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Whew!

Another successful Christmas is done. Of all the kids Cal is the easiest to shop for but we managed to pull off some surprises for everyone.

I ended up sending my brother and his girlfriend a Trader Joe's care package. This package included bottles of beer. I'm pleased to report that everything made it safely to Oklahoma. It took me two boxes but I wrapped each bottle individually and cushioned them well. Maybe I should get a job at one of those we pack it and mail it for you places....

Today we went downtown to see the gingerbread houses at the Sheraton. We had lunch at Westlake Mall then returned home. Cal decided he was too big to ride the carousel. Bummer.

Tonight I'm taking the kids to see 47 Ronin. I expect it to be goofy fun. How is it Keanu Reaves never seems to age?

Hope your holidays were fun and stress free.

Tamara

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

On Christmas Day

It's more than "cool", that I get Christmas to update, T. It's bloody brill.

There are a few updates for you tonight folks. I bet you're surprised, I know I was. I fully expected to have nothing to report.

Well, Christmas Day is nearly over. That's the trouble, it takes so long to get here and then pouf, it's over in a flash.

It was a good day though. I ate well - but not too much. I played Christmas songs - Fairytale of New York is without a doubt the best Christmas song ever, closely followed by I Believe in Father Christmas. And, even after all these years, Feed the World still has the power to make me all choked up. I played Gregorian chant of the Christmas Mass. I played carols. We didn't watch TV at all - no, not even the Queen.

Unsurprisingly I got books as presents. And more books. Oh, and some more books. And one, lone, shower-gel. My cousin also got books. And a dvd she wanted, of a really bad film starring Noomi Rapace, (her current crush).

Rang my sister in Australia. Rang my cousin's sister (who tried Australia, didn't like it and came home), in Rugeley. And her brother, in London. And my brother, also in London. Saw my other sister (local) and my nephew, tool presents there - brought some back.

Went for a walk (the rain stayed away, briefly). Came back and ate mince-pies and drank coffee.

All-in-all we had a good day.

I hope those of you who celebrate Christmas, could do so. I hope those of you who wanted to spend time with family and friends, were able to. And those of you who wanted to spend time, quietly, reflectively, by yourself, could. I hope you all had warmth, and shelter, and enough to eat. And that you could feel the joy of the day as much as we could. I wish you all peace, and contentment, and I hope you all had a Merry Christmas.

See you next week, goodnight and may your God/s go with you.

Ze

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

It's Arrived

Christmas is here at last!!

Christmas for me starts with Carols From Kings (aka A Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols) on Christmas eve - though there will be no present-opening until morning.

But it's Christmas!!

I've been playing cds of carols, Gregorian chant, and compilations of Christmas songs, all day. And bouncing around like a five-year-old. I think my cousin is just about ready to throttle me.

But it's Christmas!!

So - to all those who follow the Western Christian traditions - and anybody else of any faith or none who's celebrating anyway - MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL...

Ze

Monday, December 23, 2013

A quick start for this odd week....

Holidays that fall in the middle are a bit irritating. I did take Thursday and Friday off making my week a two day week. Tomorrow is going to be awfully short as well, so all good. Here is hoping where ever you are that the holiday has reached out and made you smile. Pay it forward if you can. Let the season shine with Joy.

Back to the updates, enjoy!

Peace, Health and Happiness.

Elisa

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Almost Here

I believe E is done with her Christmas baking. Cal and I got the Spritz cookies mixed up yesterday but the dough wasn't being cooperative and needed chilling overnight. Tonight we'll bake them.

You have a few things to read tonight. I won't be surprised if stories are light over the next few days.

If you'd like something to do on the computer that doesn't involve reading and you happen to be a Trek fan, head on over to Star Trek Continues and watch their first episode. An old friend of mine plays Dr. McCoy in the series and I thought they captured the look and feel of the original series perfectly. Episode 2 is in post production right now I believe. Can't wait to see it.

Finally...how cool is it that Ze gets the Christmas Day post?

Tamara

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Welcome to Saturday

Not a lot to read tonight, but hey it's the weekend go enjoy some of it! Our snow event yesterday was about 4 hours long and I was happy with it. We are back to our nice mild rainy days. Real winter in Seattle. Here is hoping you all are having a wonderful weekend. If not, close your eyes think of something that makes you smile and remember that when you open your eyes, viola your day has improved.

I watched my daughter play a basketball game. This was there 4th game of the season, they won for the first time. Amazing how happy and light these girls looked in comparison to the last few weekends. The parents watching I think were just as happy, it was a good day. One to remember.

Find your day and enjoy the moment.

Peace, Health and Happiness.

Elisa

Friday, December 20, 2013

Finally!

Christmas break is officially underway. We got about three inches of snow last night. Fortunately school was only delayed two hours. I went in at 8:30 and the roads weren't too bad. E's commute at 6:45 was a little trickier. What a difference a few hours can make in road quality.

Both of us plan on resting a lot this weekend. E's work week was a bitch and a half...she deserves some rest. Other than resting we will attend a little e basketball game and Cal and I will pick up our comics. Baking needs to happen too. E's going to make her famous Russian Tea Cakes. I'll make some Spritz cookies.

Let the Holidays begin.

Tamara

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Ramble Night

Great news...I'm too pooped to talk and a ramble came my way. Hooray!
Some weeks ago we published Puppy Love by L.T. Smith (also known as fan fiction writer Fingersmith) – a book that is so much more than a wonderful romance.

Puppy Love is a special project for all of us. Linda's royalties as well as the graphic artists fees will go to the Dogs Trust in the UK. Also, we (Ylva Publishing) will be giving a huge part of our profit to an animal charity based in Germany.

This is what L.T. says regarding Puppy Love:

Dear readers,
As a lover of animals, dogs especially, I have always dreamed of helping those less fortunate than I. In this case, it is help for what we all consider to be "Man's Best Friend" When I first penned Puppy Love, I always had the dream that if it was ever published, then all my royalties would go to help those pups in distress.

There are many reasons why an animal finds itself in difficulty. With the recession, many people are finding it hard to make ends meet and just feeding a family is stretching their meagre wages. Dogs, as it appears, are not the priority. I am not judging these people—luckily for me, I've never been in that situation. It is not only that people have to give up their pets, mostly with a heavy and broken heart, but the Trust also helps and cares for dogs that have been mistreated, unloved, and cast aside.

The aim of the Dogs Trust is to give stray and abandoned dogs a second chance at a brighter future with responsible, caring new owners. They are totally reliant on voluntary donations to continue the fantastic work they do. Without the help and support of people like you, it would be simply impossible to care for over 16,000 dogs every year.

With the purchase of Puppy Love you will help to make a difference to our furry pals, and for that I will be forever thankful.

Puppy Love is available from amazon, Smashwords and Bella Books as a DRM-free e-book. The paperback is available from amazon.

Enjoy the read.
Astrid Ohletz
Publisher

Excellent ramble, check out the book, do it for the dogs!

Back to the updates.

Peace, Health and Happiness.

Elisa

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Blow, Blow, Thou Winter Wind...

And boy oh boy, is it blowing!!

Torrential downpour for most of the day. Gales and "severe gales". Flood warnings or flood alerts on pretty much all the local rivers. Hailstones.

The only halfway good thing down here is that the temperatures are unseasonably mild during the day (15c today though the weather forecast is for 3c and a frost tonight). And (touch wood) we still have power. Though they aren't as lucky in Northern England or Scotland, they've been threatened with snow, and chunks of Cumbria, Lancashire, and Northern Ireland are without power.

And apparently there's more rain and gales on the way for the weekend. Oh joy.

Hope your weather's better than ours.

See you next week. Goodnight and may your God/s go with you.

Ze

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Pint of Otter, Please.

Not as much as usual for you tonight - I expect that Christmas is keeping so many writers otherwise occupied that they don't have time to update.

And I don't have a lot to say either. Been busy getting stuff for Christmas, going for the Christmas meal with colleagues (restaurant did a fantastic job of catering for awkward cusses like me). Going out for Christmas drinks with people from work, passing acquaintances, friends I need to catch up with, and so on. Not that I drink much these days. I hardly ever go to the pub. I no longer go clubbing. And I'm not a big drinker at home, either.

This Friday coming is Builders' Friday - so I will have a couple of drinks, but nowhere near the amount I used to. I should think three pints would leave me totally rat-arsed so I'll likely switch to soft drinks after a pint-and-a-half. It's going to be weird - being sober and watching workmates make total idiots of themselves and starting fights.

Blimey, am I finally growing up?? Nah. Not me. Not yet. You can't make me!!

Otter

Ze

Monday, December 16, 2013

Busy Week

Cal, little e and I are heading into our last week of school before Winter break. Between the two of us we've got something going on after school every night this week except Tuesday. I expect our weekend will be low-key as a result.

Tamara

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Rainy Sunday

Feels like our usual winter...our lovely rain has returned. We did a lot of chores today and then saw the kiddo's basketball game. Another loss...it's been a tougher season this year for the girls but they are learning at each and every game. Back to work tomorrow, wishing I could take off a bit more, but with only two of us now in the library it makes things a bit tougher.

Here is hoping yours goes well.

Peace, Health and Happiness.

Elisa

Saturday, December 14, 2013

The tree is up!

Chore day for us and I finally got the tree standing and lit. It's all ready for those ornaments. I will put a few up tomorrow and save the rest for the kids.

Our basic winter weather is back and feels great. Missed the rain a bit so it's nice to see our drizzle. We had a nice mild and cloudy afternoon. Tomorrow we have a few more basic chores and one basketball game to attend.

Hope you all have a great night and rest of the weekend.

Peace, Health and Happiness.

Elisa

Friday, December 13, 2013

Counting Down

Presents that needed to be sent to Oklahoma are out the door. Christmas cards are all done. I even wrote a chatty 'here's how everyone is doing' letter to go with the cards.

Now we need to get that Christmas tree up and presents wrapped. I'll probably end up waiting until Monday Christmas week to do that. We won't have kids then and it'll be a lot easier to spread out in the living room.

This weekend we've got the tree to get up, money to reconcile and a basketball game to see. Enjoy your weekend, whatever it may hold.

Tamara

Thursday, December 12, 2013

A Better Day

I have been mighty worried over the fact that one of our kitties had not returned home in a couple days. Been a tough year with kitties and I am happy to say she returned today safe and sound although a bit hungry.

Also today I am officially without a phone for the next 24 hours as my account is being taken from ATT to TMobile. I then will join the majority of folks with a nifty new Samsung SIII 4G smartphone. Bye bye to my old Pantech that is about 5 years old and has no battery life left. The world is a changing place and now I can watch it go by from anywhere.

Enjoy those updates.

Peace, Health and Happiness.

Elisa


Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Dates and Sport

No, not those sorts of dates - calendar type dates. Today was (in approximately two-thirds of the world) 11/12/13. And in the other one third (bar one country), 13/12/11. In the sole remaining country it was neither of those things... you just had to be awkward, didn't you. *g*.

Football was a little disappointing tonight. We could have finished top of the group but we blew it - but at least we qualified for the next round. I felt a bit sorry for Napoli, they played their little socks off in the second half, but still didn't make it.

It was still a lot better than the Ashes series though - who are these muppets and what have they done with the real England cricket team?? It's positively embarrassing.

Not a lot to read tonight I'm afraid, still, it'll give you a chance to catch up on all yesterday's stuff.

See you next week, goodnight and may your God/s go with you.

Ze

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Liquorice Treats

Weather turned a bit nippy. And brought a huge storm with it. As the newspapers kept informing us, it was the worst for 60 years. The flood defences were better this time around, though. There was flooding on the east coast, yes, some quite bad. And a few houses were washed away, but not many this time, (not that that's particularly consoling if yours was one of them). And only two deaths. The flood of 1953 killed 300 odd.

I was glad I no longer live on Canvey.

We had nothing more than a bit of high wind down here in the south-west. Rather lucky this time around.

We have a "Continental Christmas Market" on the cathedral grounds. Which basically means several stalls selling Bratwürst, Stollen, Glühwein, and various German beers. A few stalls selling French and Dutch patisserie. One or two selling (proper - from Belgium) Belgian chocolates. And some local ones selling overpriced plants, hand-crafted items, and Christmas tat. The really good thing about it is, the stalls selling Dutch foodstuffs usually have salted liquorice - not on display, but they have it in stock if you ask. It isn't on display because it isn't something that many Brits like, though it is popular in the Netherlands and Scandinavia. I developed a taste for it while in the Netherlands in the 1980s. I rely on the Christmas markets to stock up. Which I managed to do quite nicely. Brill!!

Christmas is coming!! Are you excited yet?? Though, bloody ada!! Posting cards is an expensive pastime these days. I've spent over twenty quid just on overseas cards. Lord knows how much more I'm going to have to pay out to send UK ones!!

But... Christmas is coming!! **bounces**.

Ze

Monday, December 09, 2013

Goodbye, freezing temps!

Our cold weather is supposed to be on its way out very soon. I'm ready for temps in the 30s and 40s and rain.

This week I must get presents mailed to Oklahoma. Christmas cards need to be addressed and mailed as well. Not to mention we haven't gotten our tree up yet.

Now I'll let you get to reading....

Tamara

Sunday, December 08, 2013

Home for the Evenng

A busy weekend is coming to a close.We all enjoyed The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Back to the work week we head. Should be a bit quieter around here as it is a no kid week.

Hope you all have a good one.

Peace, Health and Happiness.

Elisa

Saturday, December 07, 2013

On the Go

We did a lot of running today. Cal and I ran to the comic store for our regular two week comics pick up. Little e had a basketball game..they lost but played extremely well. It was close too. The teams were well matched.

After the game we did lunch then dropped the kids off to check out the Gage Academy of Art 2013 Drawing Jam. They both agreed it warranted a return next year.

While the kids were at Gage, E and I took the opportunity to visit the Capitol Hill Trader Joe's location to purchase Christmas presents for my brother and his girlfriend.

Now we're home attempting to get the fireplace going. It's quite cold here in our neck of the woods...23F/-5C. I'm just thankful it's not windy like Winter in Oklahoma. That cold with wind equals bitterly cold. I'll take just plain cold over that any day.

Tamara

Friday, December 06, 2013

Tidbits

Gay marriage is celebrating its one year anniversary in Washington State today. In the past year 17% of all marriages in our state were gay couples. Yeah!

In other news...it's still really cold here but fortunately not nearly as miserable as the folks in the middle of the US have it. I was able to get the outside Christmas lights up today. Maybe I'll even pull the tree out this weekend.

RIP to the one and only Nelson Mandela. The world lost a good one.

Enjoy your updates.

Peace, Health and Happiness.

Elisa

Thursday, December 05, 2013

Light Night for Stories

Kind of tired tonight. I'll let you get to it.

Tamara

Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Hills of the North, Rejoice.

Sign ups are still open (but not for much longer) for the Shatterstorm Productions Dead of Winter advent calendar.


Sunday just gone was the first of December. You all know what that means.

Christmas is coming!!

So... the tree went up, the decorations went up in the lounge, hall, and dining room. The lists of cards & presents, (who to buy for, what to buy, etc.) were begun.

And the first mince-pie of the season was eaten.

I love mince-pies (not easy to get vegan ones but I manage).

On Monday the 2nd & 3rd were eaten. Yesterday the 4th & 5th. And today I polished off the packet. Need to get some more tomorrow. *g*

I love Christmas.

See you next week. Goodnight and may your God/s go with you.

Ze

Tuesday, December 03, 2013

It Matters

Tom Daley came out yesterday. A lot of people said things like, "It shouldn't matter". "Who cares". And the perennial, "I didn't need to tell people I was straight, why does he need to tell us about his sex life??".

Well, it does matter.

Nobody was ever refused a job simply for being straight. Nobody was ever refused a home simply for being straight. Nobody was ever raped simply for being straight. Nobody was ever beaten in the street, or gaoled, or executed, simply for being straight. Nobody was ever rejected by their parent, kicked out of home, simply for being straight.

Those things happen Every Single Day, here in the 21st century, to LGBT people.

And as long as those things continue to happen. As long as "straight" is the default status. As long as young men are asked "do you have a girlfriend??", and young women "do you have a boyfriend??", instead of "do you have a partner??". As long as kids in small towns commit suicide because they're bullied, thinking they're the only one "like that". As long as "dyke and "faggot" - and yes, even "gay" - are insults flung by idiots. As long as LGBT people cannot call themselves fully equal - fully human - in more than half the countries of the world, and fully safe in the other half - then yes - it does matter.

In fact, it's a matter of life and death.

Ze

Monday, December 02, 2013

The Season of Lights

Time for me to pull out some holiday spirit. No more lights on the roof, but I'll try and get some up around the cherry tree this year. Bring in the holiday spirit. This week's cold snap kind of puts me in the mood as well. Perhaps we may see a flake or two. Hopefully not too much snow...enough to be pretty and not enough to make my drive nuts. It's already bad and I don't need it to be that much worse.

Hoping you all can find some holiday spirit as well. May the season bring Joy.

Peace, Health and Happiness.

Elisa

Sunday, December 01, 2013

Turkey Day

Our delayed Thanksgiving went off quite well. We're all pleasantly full and I'm looking forward to not cooking dinner tonight.

Cal and I have the day off tomorrow. I'm going to drag him along to see Thor: The Dark World.

Tamara

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Passion and Perfection Night

They gave you something to read, enjoy it.

Peace, Health and Happiness.

Elisa

Friday, November 29, 2013

Black Friday

E and I contributed a little bit to Black Friday madness. Target had the Nook HD for a good price. E checked their inventory this morning and the Target on the way to work had some in stock. Great news considering their Black Friday sale started Thursday at 8 pm. We stopped on the way to E's work and picked one up. Also managed to find a few movies really cheap for the kids.

I spent money at two comic shops today. A new one on Capitol Hill where E works...Phoenix Comics and the shop where I get my comics...Comics Dungeon. Phoenix Comics netted me a few recent back issues I needed. Comics Dungeon supplied me with a comic book hardcover that Cal wanted. It was on sale for 35% off today. I couldn't pass that up.

The rest of our day was spent with me setting up E's new Nook and E making her green jell-o salad for our Thanksgiving feast which will take place on Sunday.

Tomorrow...pie making and dealing with the big box o' gifts before the kids arrive on Saturday.

Tamara

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Thanksgiving in the United States

As the end of the year heavy holiday season arrives, we can be thankful for many things. One, Tamara and I were able to marry, best thing of this year. Two, thankful for health among those surrounding us. And three...oddly enough I am thankfully still employed. Health benefits are a good thing as is a paycheck. We also got official notice that the house will be bought in late 2016. Those were the best parts of our year and now we have holidays to push through prior to the arrival of 2014.

I am hoping you all have a great evening and coming weekend. Enjoy what you can. Remember tomorrow is a new day and opportunity.

Peace, Health and Happiness.

Elisa



Wednesday, November 27, 2013

This Great Deep of Elemental Water Remaineth Forever Pure.

To all our readers of Jewish descent or religion, Happy Hanukkah. To all our US American readers, Happy Thanksgiving.

Can't think of anything to say tonight - unless you fancy more of my investigation into the flood stories of the Near-East and North Africa??

Since the Arab peoples were around long before Islam - they're a Semitic people, closely related to the Jews. (Which is why the languages have so many similarities). In fact, the Arabs are the Ishmaelites of Genesis. They trace their ancestry back to Abraham's first-born (illegitimate) son, Ishmael, while the Jewish people (Israelites) trace theirs back to Abraham's second (but only legitimate) son, Isaac.

But anyway... pre-Islam Arabic tribes had religions, it isn't too hard to find information about the early Arab kingdoms and divisions... but their religions?? No chance. From what little written evidence there is it seems that some groups/kingdoms of pre-Common Era Arabs practiced Judaism. Some practiced a monotheistic religion very similar to early Judaism.

Some worshipped a pantheon of gods and goddesses. Some were more (what we now regard) as pagan - worshipping the sun, moon, stars, tress, etc. We don't really have a lot of written evidence for these - except that the Qu'ran rails against them.

And some followed no organised religion at all.

So any attempt to uncover a pre-Islam Arabic deluge-myth runs slap bang into the biblical-influence problem again. It's just that it's a pre-Christian biblical influence this time.

I may never find out exactly where the localised flood that spawned the tale actually was - but I'm having fun trying.

See you next week. Goodnight and may your God/s go with you.

Ze

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favour.

Ze will have more, she said. Oh the pressure. The Pressure!! LOL.

As it happens I do have a few more links for you - but only thanks to AO3 otherwise I'd have as few as yesterday. Ten years ago there were dozens of (proper) websites I would check daily. Fandom-specific archives, in the fandoms I followed. Or personal websites of fanfic writers. And I would always find new things to read.

Now there are hardly any.

The fandom-specific sites are all but gone. The writers have moved on and abandoned their personal sites (or had them taken away by closure such as AOL Hometown, Geocities, and Fortunecity). There are a couple of archive sites still updating - but not many, and most not often.

Most of the stories I do find are updates on the upload-it-yourself-and-never-mind-the-quality archives such as FF.net, AO3, BuffyFaith, etc. (Note: I'm not saying that all the content on those sites is of poor quality - far from it - just that, unlike some of the older sites where a mod did the coding and uploading, there is no quality-control.)

Though there are still some LiveJournal communities posting fanfic even they aren't as busy as they used to be.

If you know of any good femslash sites that we don't report, which do still update regularly, please let us know.

Went to see Catching Fire this afternoon. It doesn't quite follow the book - but it's pretty damn' close. It suffers from "middle-book-syndrome" slightly - but it's still a riveting film. I loved it. And the baboon didn't half make me jump!!

Ze

Monday, November 25, 2013

Great news! Trancer21 was able to get the plagiarized stories removed from the site. I must admit it's a mystery to me what folks get out of posting someone else's work as their own.

Light night...bet Ze will have many more tomorrow. Have at it!

Tamara

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Plagiarism

Tonight while going through my links, I got to Trancer21's site and sadly she posted that someone has posted her stories under a false name. Plagiarism sucks, don't do it and when you find a site that has some, complain as loudly as possible. It is wrong on many levels. Don't let people and web sites get away with it. Power is within us. When many folks go to a site and complain and post openly about these sites, they will stop or get hassled...either is fine with me.

On other notes a beautiful chilly Sunday here. I get one day extra as I took one for a mental health day. All good.

Back to your updates, enjoy!

Peace, Health and Happiness.

Elisa

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Busy Day

Today has gone by in a blur. We started the day with two basketball games. Little e's team lost but the sixth grade girls won. It'll be fun to see how they progress this season. Already with the new coach their defensive game is leaps and bounds above what it was last year. Now she just needs to work on getting them to shoot more.

After the game we came home so little e could shower. We picked up Cal and headed to lunch then made a stop at the fabric store for Secret Santa gift supplies.

Cal and I then split off to get comics while E and little e went to the grocery store. Now we're home and settling in by the fire for the evening.

How has your weekend been?


Tamara

Friday, November 22, 2013

Beep

Tamara got home from work to an irritating beeping sound. She first placed it with our alarm system. Which, of course, neither of us can remember the online user id or password, so she had to call the company and explain the issue. Unfortunately for her it was not the alarm system that was beeping. The culprit was likely the fire alarm. She and the customer service rep had a good laugh about that.

She then (now fully irritated) had to get the step stool from the shed as she could not reach the smoke detector with our inside step stool. As she is holding it in her hand the damn beeping continued. She finally tracked it down to our carbon monoxide alarm. It now has new batteries. Another full adventure with Tamara. Made me smile.

Peace, Health and Happiness.

Elisa


Thursday, November 21, 2013

Cold

Winter is definitely here in the Pacific Northwest. Our forecast through Thanksgiving (11/28) is for sun and cold. We need our rain clouds to keep in the warmth. Needless to say, our fireplace is getting a workout these days.

Tamara

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Who Built the Ark...

Brother Noah built the ark...

Shatterstorm Productions are taking sign-ups for their latest Femslash Advent Calendar Dead of Winter (note: the blurb says "summer themed" but I think that's a copy/paste from the summer version and it really should say "winter themed").

I checked out the Qu'ran for references to Noah. There are plenty scattered about. He also gets his own sura (chapter) - the 71st - Surat Nuh, (Nuh is the Islamic spelling of Noah).

There are differences in the story of Nuh and the Judeo-Christian story of Noah. In the various suras God doesn't destroy the entire world, just the bit that Nuh has been preaching to. (The size of which is undefined, and the exact location unspecified). And there's no mention of how many days it rains. Nuh is attempting to turn the locals away from their worship of many gods to the worship of the one true God (Allah - which simply means God). They ignore him. He prays for help and God tells him he will flood the community and Nuh should warn them. They still ignore him and "are drowned and cast into a fire" (hell). The ark is more of a raft than a ship, and the animals on it are Nuh's farm animals, and the local wild animals. The people are Nuh (but not his wife - she's drowned as an unbeliever), most of his children, (one son is also drowned), and the believers from the community.

The ark/raft ends up on Mount Judi (al-gurdi) location unknown but widely believed to be on the borders of Armenia and Mesopotamia.

Since the Qu'ran only came into existence as an oral tradition during the Prophet Mohammed's lifetime and wasn't written down until after his death (around 632CE) it's fairly useless for historical comparison purposes.

The whole thing is frustrating but fascinating all the same. I think I feel a trip to the library approaching...

And it requires a joke...

The ark has settled, the waters have receded, Noah flings open the door and tells the animals, "Go forth and multiply". The animals all rush out, except two snakes who are huddled in a corner and crying.

Noah walks over to them and asks, "What's the matter??"

The snakes continue sobbing and answer, "We can't multiply, we're Adders."

Noah picks them up and puts them on a table and says, "There you go, now you can."

The snakes are baffled and say, "Huh?? How??"

Noah replies, "It's a log table."

Boom, Boom. Appearing nightly at your local club...

See you next week. Goodnight and may your God/s go with you.


Ze

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

The Way the Mind Works

Our thoughts are with the people of Sardinia, who are suffering the after-effects of a cyclone and heavy rainfall, leading to flooding. Hope the death-toll doesn't get any higher.

Also with those in the US Midwest, recovering from the devastation caused by unseasonal tornadoes.

And still with the Philippines, where aid is starting to get through to some areas, and where the destruction of homes, loss of life, is almost beyond comprehension. (At least our government finally did the right thing and trebled the amount of aid).

And now - ramble..

The mind (or at least my mind) is a wondrously active thing. A bit like a grasshopper on speed.

I was reading a fanfic last Thursday and it had the phrase "he nodded his head". That promptly threw me out of the story as my mind went on a grammar rant.

"His head" is redundant.

"Unless you're referring to an ancient (probably mythical) biblical kingdom the only thing 'nod' applies to IS your head. You can't 'nod' anything else," I grumbled to myself.

Having thought that, my mind immediately jumped to thoughts of that kingdom. I remember reading something – might have been a book, might have be a scholarly article, can't remember exactly – which explored an Africa-centred view of the bible. It offered the theory that "The Kingdom of Nod" was actually the kingdom of Nok in what is now north-eastern Nigeria. It also speculated that the place that Noah might have lived would have been the area near Lake Chad. There were devastating floods in the Saharan region close to Lake Chad in early biblical times.

I thought about that and, fanfic now completely abandoned, whiffled off to see how far Lake Chad was from Israel – and more importantly how likely it was to have been within the Egyptian sphere of influence in Rameses time. I couldn't find a decent map online (there probably is one but google search can be a very blunt instrument at times). So I turned to my (now old, much used, and slightly shabby) copy of The Times Atlas of World History.

Well. It would be pushing it a bit, the distance is great, and while Egyptian influence (and colonisation) extended far beyond the limits of the unified kingdoms, I doubted it would have extended that far. To the edge of what is now the country of Chad, yes, but to the lake.. ?? There's always the chance, of course, that Sudanese traders went as far as Lake Chad. And they were well within the Egyptian orbit. Stories of a great flood could have been passed along, gradually growing in the telling, as these things do, to a world-embracing disaster.

But then I started thinking about the Epic of Gilgamesh, which is widely considered to be the source of the story of Noah, as it pre-dates that by some considerable time. Could a report from Lake Chad have wound up in Mesopotamia before the Israelites were enslaved in Egypt?? How much influence would the Egypt of that period have?? Does the Chad flood pre-date the Epic??

The bible is a little short on dates (and facts) concerning the Israelites in Egypt but archaeologists usually agree it was probably sometime between 1800BCE and 1400BCE. Research told me that the earliest versions of the Epic of Gilgamesh date at around 2150BCE. The Saharan floods took place sometime between 2420 and 2485BCE. Time enough for the tale to have been told and retold by traders and travellers, and stage-by-stage to have reached Mesopotamia. And then I hit links to the Horites – who were Kushites – who did indeed span the territory from Africa to Mesopotamia. Well, that helped with the possibilities. But then... wouldn't the Israelites have gained their knowledge of the story from the Egyptians rather than the Epic??

I started to compare the stories, to see which contained the most similarities, and whether it was likely that the tales of the Saharan floods could have been adapted and formed the basis of both the Epic and the Noah (there is no doubt that the Noah borrows extensively from the Epic). And I hit a major snag – there was no written language in Lake Chad, so no contemporary records exist. All written stories of it date to European colonial times. Any similarities between the stories will likely be because bible-traditional Christian colonists were transcribing oral accounts.

Frustrating.

Torn from my academic haze by this frustration I realised that, a) my back was aching from having been hunched over the keyboard, an atlas, six archaeology/ancient history books, and one bible concordance, for God knows how long, and b) time had run away from me and I had to be up for work in just over three-and-a-half hours.

Boy, was I a grumpy git at work on Friday.

I never went back to that fanfic, having completely lost interest. And I doubt I'll be inclined to check out any of the writer's other work. I may, however, return to the story of Lake Chad. I still need to check the Qu'ran for any references there might be.

The moral (if there is one) of this tale – fanfic writers, get your facts right, get your grammar right, get your spelling right. Because if you don't it's likely to be costing you readers. And if you don't have readers then what's the point of publishing your stuff online??


Ze