I swear...

it wasn't my fault. Honest. That is unless I'm such a disaster area that, in addition to my own calamities, I have a one-hundred-metre radius of doom that infects all around me. I wasn't the one operating the mini-digger (back hoe) when the motor over-heated and engine seized. And I wasn't the one operating the replacement digger when that threw a caterpillar track. So I can hardly be blamed for the fact that the aforementioned caterpillar track flew through the air, hit a pile of scaffolding poles and sent one spinning end-over-end like a tossed caber. Or that said pole then did a number on the windscreen of the boss' Mercedes while he was visiting the site, can I?? I didn't suggest parking there. In fact I told him it wasn't a good idea to park that close to the poles. I said if one of them slipped it might hit his car. So how is it that he's blaming me?? He said I made it happen by saying it might. He said I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy all of my own. He also said that I could stand stock-still. in the middle of an open field, totally silent and still cause an accident. He said if I wasn't such a damn' good worker he'd have the digger scrape out a trench to bury me in. And if his car didn't need a new (and expensive) windscreen he was going to give me a raise. Anybody know a good way to remove a digger-driver (and hide the body??)

Ze

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• Chapter 22 of Constants by Jasmydae (Through the Looking Glass).
  
  
• Chapter 25 of Buffys Life After by lycanthrope (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapter 1 of Creep by Frass (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapter 2 of One Night Stand by InmyDreamsFluffy (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Getting Out of It by InmyDreamsFluffy (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapter 5 of Tears Must Be Cried by darklight (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapter 4 of Legacy by DushkuHasDibs (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Dreams by Hayley (Electra's Elsewhere).
  
  
• Chapter 23 of Voices From the Past by rebelrsr (Her website).
  
  Castle
  
• The Decline of Literacy by geonn cannon (His blog).
  
  Criminal Minds
  
• Chapter 5 of JJ's Nightmare by lostnfoundcause (Women in Kevlar).
  
  CSI:Miami
  
• Chapter 34 (conclusion) of Questions by sinjenkai (Women in Kevlar).
  
  (Kim Harrison's) The Hollows
  
• Part 1 of Home, Sweet Home by Dollfleshdecay (ivy_rachel).
  
  
• Part 19 of This Little Spell of Mine by Threshin (ivy_rachel).
  
  
• Parts 20 & 21 This Little Spell of Mine by Threshin (ivy_rachel).
  
  Original
  
• Chapters 16 & 17 of Ayer is Human by Phair (Her website).
  
  Voyager (uber/AU setHarry Potter Universe)
  
• Control by Captain Katie (Captain Katie's Logs).