Contest Fun!

Tonight phair has more excitement to share with y'all. Something to consider....

A funny thing has happened on my path to capitalism. A gift. Several gifts, actually. Two very kind women paid more than their fair share to support my writing ventures. They not only joined my new Dirty Story of the Month Club but they paid extra for their memberships.

Wow!

Setting the reality money plays in our daily life aside for a moment, there is a strong message delivered with that kind of response. These two women have enjoyed my stories enough to purchases them without having any idea what the stories are about beyond the title of the club and the promise of a completed 1500+ word story delivered monthly. I am awed and humbled and grateful and inspired.

"How inspired?" You might ask. This inspired...

I'm offering 7 free memberships to my Dirty Story of the Month Club. Participation is as simple as submitting your email address to: p.phair@comcast.net Please, only one submission per email address.

All the addies will be written in my best penmanship on equal size scraps of paper and go in a hat. It will be a Red Sox hat but Yankee fans are welcome to participate. Under the watchful eyes of our feline judges, Calvin and Hobbes, I'll pull out seven scraps of paper and those will be the winners. TaDah!

"But wait," you might say. "Is there anyway I can gain unfair advantage over the competition?"

Excellent question. And yes, there is a way.

Anybody who submits an idea for methods/means/maneuvers to cheaply yet shamelessly promote my website and/or the Dirty Story of the Month Club will get an extra scrap of paper with your addie written on it tossed into the hat. It is preferable if the suggestions are legal in most of the contiguous US. There is a limit for 4 suggestions per email addie.

Did I forget anything? Probably. If you have specific question then email me at

p.phair@comcast.net

All winners will receive the first story, Tell Me a Novel, retroactively.
Oh, that brings up a good thought. Anybody subscribing after May 1 to the Dirty Story of the Month Club will still be charged the full $13. All previously emailed stories will be sent as soon as your payment posts.

Big thank you's to E at UberEtc.com and long time fan, N/R, for their consistent support of my work and their generous overpayments which made this contest possible.

Remember even if you don't win the free subscription it's only $13 for the rest of the year! Hence, a pretty darn good deal if you ask me. Check out phair's web site for more details.

Now enjoy those updates.

Peace, Health, & Happiness

Elisa

BtVS

• Chapter 24 of All Too Human by invalid reality (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapter 2 of To Love Her the Way I Do by invalid reality (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapter 24 of Sacred Revenge by rebelrsr (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapter 4 of Bring on the Night by Pencil Neck (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapter 21 of Twice Blessed by liljemsey (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapters 1-5 Find Me First by Squiz (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapter 12 of Breaking the Puppy by InmyDreamsFluffy (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapter 2 of The Queen's War by Sapphire Smoke (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapter 26 of 100 Photographs by Electra (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapter 36 of Voices from the Past by rebelrsr (Rebelrsr's web site).
  
  
• Chapter 11 of Beauty and the Beast the Faerun Way by Wispr (Rebelrsr's web site).
  
  BtVS/Charmed
  
• A New Wo(Man) by zigpal (Rebelrsr's web site).
  
  Bad Girls (the movie)
  
• The End of the Wild West Show by k alexander (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Bones
  
• Blind Situation by Constantine (Passion & Perfection).
  
  CSI
  
• Damages by FicChick (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Castle
  
• Mirror by little_ruby (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Desperate Housewives
  
• Being Who She Is by little_ruby (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Label by little_ruby (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Realisation by little_ruby (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Facts of Life
  Beauty Crowds Me
• Chapter 9 of Beauty Crowds Me: Courting Blair by Slave2Free (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Chapter 10 of Beauty Crowds Me: Breaking Point by Slave2Free (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Fringe
  
• She Took My Heart...I Think She She Took My Soul by Constantine (Passion & Perfection).
  
  General Hospital
  
• Whatever's Left by Constantine (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Glee
  
• I'm Outta Love by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  The Good Wife
  
• Fracture by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Gossip Girl
  
• Parts 1- 13 of Love/Forty by Constantine (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Grey's Anatomy
  
• Second Time Around by Nora C. Parker (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• A Patchwork Sonnet by Constantine (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Guiding Light
  
• Burnt Sugar parts 71-75 (Complete) by damnation (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Messages by Lazydevil69 (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Wandering Hands by Lazydevil69 (Passion & Perfection).
  
  House, MD
  
• Anywhere and Here by Aleeza (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Law & Order
  
• Days Like These by Sharon Bowers (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Night and the City by Sharon Bowers (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Twenty Four Seven by Sharon Bowers (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Law & Order: SVU
  
• Damages by FicChick (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Vixen V: Quickie by VivalaB (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Vixen VI: Splash by VivalaB (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Turbulence by VivalaB (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Parts 1 - 13 of Undercover III: Charades by VivalaB (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Parts 21 - 30 of Trial & Retributionby VivalaB (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Chapters 30-35 (Epilogue) of Continuity by Various (Saffic).
  
  
• Safeword by Various (Saffic).
  
  
• Pacific by Various (Saffic).
  
  Legend of the Seeker
  
• Rain by ocean gazer (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Mass Effect
  
• Part 4 of Whatever Shape Your Burdens Take by A.P. Stacey (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Murder in Suburbia
  
• Chapter 28 of Fallen by Erin Griffin (Subtext in Suburbia).
  
  NYPD Blue
  
• Days Like These by Sharon Bowers (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Night and the City by Sharon Bowers (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Twenty Four Seven by Sharon Bowers (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Original
  
• Chapter 9.17 of Flowers of Edo by Nene Adams (her web site).
  
  
• Part 71 - 75 of Burnt Sugar (Complete) by damnation (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• An Audience with the Sidewalk Saviour by k alexander (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Judas at Sunrise by k alexander (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Love Bites by k alexander (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• The Official Guide to Rescuing and Maintaining Damsels in Distress by k alexander (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• The Touch Of Flames by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Ghost World by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• What Goes Around Comes Around by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Arrival by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• The Courage To Love by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• The Bright Fire Of Bridges Burning by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Refugee by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Drawing The Lines by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Evolution Of The Heart by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  The Sarah Connor Chronicles
  
• Eve's Hour by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Killing John Connor by ralst (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Stargate SG-1
  
• Chapter 7 of There Are Fairies at the Bottom of Our Astrophysics Lab! by Van (Area 52).
  
  Women's Murder Club
  
• Different Lines by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Kiss Me Not Goodbye by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Visceral by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  
• Better Than Green Tea by Demeter (Passion & Perfection).
  
  Xena Warrior Princess
  
• Clothing the Consort by Mayhem Incarnate (Passion & Perfection).