Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Guest ramble & author's promotion

Guest ramble tonight - from phair

    the worst thing about being a writer or artist or business person is the painful self promotion that goes with it...unless you are a complete tool then you enjoy engaging in such open displays of narcissism. i believe, i am an incomplete tool so i find doing things like this painful, shameful, and completely out of character. usually, i'm painful and shameful only when being myself. but, my publisher insists i get better at this so, here i am practicing on you. my revamped website is up and running. in the first month of operation, i have gotten a lot of hits.

    ssshhhhhwwwweeeeettttt!

    but, not a lot of subscribers.

    so join. you'll have a chance to read stuff nobody else gets to read. you'll be able to say, 'i knew her when...', once i'm in the big time, i'll promptly forget all of you and not answer your emails...ooops, i mean, i'll treasure you forever...right that sounds better.

    to join, go here

    be well, phair

    PS: not sold yet? how ‘bout a live chat this Saturday 1/22 at 8:30 pm EST
    The first topic will be; Did I Go Too Far With This Chapter?
    Watch for chapters that got me the boot from other websites and nice dinner parties.

    PSS: next ramble I’ll tell you about my $2100 ambulance ride and my $1200 ER fee.


Well, there you go. You get to read new stuff, you get to chat to phair (but not if you're this side of the pond coz 8.30 EST translates to stupid o'clock European time!!)

In the meantime here's a few updates for you to read.

See you next week, stay safe, good night and may your God/s go with you.

Ze

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