What's the equivalent of Bah humbug! for Valentine's Day?

You have a lot to read tonight. I'm too cranky to babble so I'll let you get to it.

Tamara

BtVS

• Chapter 16 of Life's Little Surprises by Jaywriter (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Bending by Hayley (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapter 29 of The Chain of Destiny by Sapphire Smoke (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapter 12 of Operation slayers & Non-Essentials by SMoftheApocalypse (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Chapter 3 of The Return by invalid_reality (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  
• Give Me Tonight by Really-an-angel (BuffynFaith.Net).
  
  Birds of Prey
  
• Dear Diary by D (The Athenaeum).
  
  
• Rolling Down Memory Lane by D (The Athenaeum).
  
  Guiding Light
  
• Chapter 9 of Nor a Roof Against the Rain by rysler (Burning City).
  
  Legend of the Seeker
  
• A fine romance by Angie (her lj).
  
  
• Poem 8 by nike_ravus (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• Because I Knew You by the_girl_20 (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• Wild Wild West by lexus_grey (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• Wild Wild West Part 2 by lexus_grey (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• Once and Again by synergyfox (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• Almost Had You by individual_68 (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• Something More by xixlovexgreenx (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• Prom Night by readmeanything (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• Love, and Such by unbound001 (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• A New Kind of Hunger by misanagy (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• A New Kind of Hunger Part 2 by misanagy (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• A Letter by romansilence (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• Something to Lose by trobadora (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• A Slight of Hand by shadowsoffense (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• Pain and Belonging by green78 (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• The Unreadable Girl by hrhrionastar (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• The Unreadable Girl Part 2 by hrhrionastar (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• Love in the Afternoon by individual_68 (LotS Femslash).
  
  
• Of Confessions and Flotation Devices by synergyfox (LotS Femslash).
  
  Original
  
• Act One, Episode 12 of Walk the Line by Electra (her web site).
  
  
• The Wedding by Estillore (The Athenaeum).
  
  
• My Valentine by Estillore (The Athenaeum).
  
  Stargate Atlantis/SG-1
  
• Never a Crowd by Geonn Cannon (his lj).